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Here are some really bad tax jokes...

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Use the links on the far right for some real jokes...enjoy!


Tax Humour

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him

Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a T1 General return

Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging

I'm proud to be paying taxes - the only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money.

Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong -- a tax is a fine for doing something right

Humour...

 

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